the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
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Guys this is my mom. She’s in a coma. She was given pot laced with alot of pcp. And here’s the thing; we can’t afford her hospital bill.
We desperately need help. She could loose her house, and she could also loose my 3 little sisters and little brother.
So right now I’m offering to draw things for people that will donate to my mom so she can save her kids and home.
As soon as she was admitted into the hospital, her dirtbag of a husband skipped town and no one knows where he is. He doesn’t work, and can’t/refuses to help us.
Please, if you donate I will draw you anything you want! This is my mother and my siblings lives I’m trying to save. You can donate on paypal to the email theprinceisawake@live.com
Inbox me if you do and please keep her in your prayers. Even if you can’t donate, please Reblog this!
This has gotten alot of notes, but the donations are very small. Please if you can help even a little, PLEASE PLEASE do!
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
If I ever call you ‘a little shit’ it means I love you.
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I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.
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so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
